Have You Ever done a #TestDrive for something there's NO WAY You're Ever Gonna Pay for? That's what @CryptoTabnet is making me do with their @pool_mining

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I've been a miner with my FREE CryptoTab browser for a few months (or a year, or a decade ... probably not that last one, but 'time passes by'), and I thought by now I'd be able to participate in Bitcoin Pizza Day. 

But a) my mining hasn't even 'earned' me $2 of BTC, and b) they're not trying to sell me anything real like pizza! 

Occasionally the browser will 'pop-up' an offer of 'what they ARE trying to sell me'---usually some 'imaginary money-making thing' like "NFT Mining" (offered on the page linked through the bold text below) or "the Jackbot" or "CryptoTab Farm." Their latest sales-pitch is for the CT Pool---which sounds like it's 'the opportunity to "mine" my way into a group of miners (many of whom have much better "mining equipment" than my little browser-tab (with a hashrate of about 500)).


But we'll examine 'what they tell me' and see if they're actually selling something different ... after I review the meaning of "Test Drive."
"Test Drive" is common from automobile-sales (where--when they're trying to Sell you a |Motor-Vehicle--the Salesman will join you on a Drive around the nearby neighborhood to #Assess its Quality before Purchase).
just like #TestDriving
The word “Assess” is built on ancient words that mean "to Sit To (i.e. Sit With (to |Assist in the Office of a Judge), to Fix the Amount (of a Tax or Fine etc.))"
just like #Assesses #Assessed #Assessing #Assessable #Assessment #Assessor #Assessors #Assessments #Reassess
To Keep Up on My 'Research,'
Their sales-pitches/calls-to-action:

Earn BTC Now: CT Pool Test Drive

Be among the first to participate in the time limited Pool Mining test-drive in CT Pool! Any browser will be enough: connect your wallet with a unique NFT and watch how your Bitcoin account is topped up thanks to the Pool Mining technology!

Be Among the Pioneers

Taking part in the test drive is easy: you'll need any token from the CryptoTab Vibes collection and... that's it! Open the CT Pool page in any browser, on any device, connect your wallet with the token and earn income in Bitcoins! Moreover, you can use up to 100 NFTs at a time to increase your income up to 100 times!

Income in BTC
Pool Mining technology makes income in Bitcoins easy and affordable for everyone.
Easy Withdrawals
Withdraw your earnings any number of times a day without commissions or additional fees.
No Apps
No downloads or installs! Control your mining from any browser and any device.
Use up to 100 tokens to multiply your income in BTC!

Test Drive: Easy Steps

To take part in the CT Pool test drive you would only need any token from the CryptoTab Vibes collection. Connect your token on the CT Pool page and activate Pool Mining to earn income in Bitcoins for the whole duration of the test drive. And if you want to increase your speed, just add more tokens, up to 100!

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Connect your wallet with CryptoTab Vibes tokens
2
Activate mining
in CT Pool
3
Enjoy your Bitcoin income
Opportunity That Doesn't Come Twice
Don't miss the opportunity to make a huge income with CryptoTab's new technology cocktail. Your Bitcoins are already waiting for you, but they won't wait forever!
Sound good to you? How much pizza will it get? Who cares! Have fun!

... That's all I think I'm doing---I 'connect'-ed my 'wallet' (i.e. added "Metamask" to my browser--although I'm not quite sure what it is ... a 'wallet' that holds ETH (a cryptocurrency I don't think I'm mining)---so maybe part of my mining works for people who buy some of the 'CT Vibes tokens' (which I think are NFTs that are like shares in this CryptoTab Co-Op???))

See, you "activate" your CT Pool 'membership' by buying CT Vibes tokens ... or something ...
 
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