@ScreenJunkies, on how the #StreamingServices are mostly #Regressing into #CableServices ... ahh, #Regression #Regresses #Regressingly | @HowToGeek @NETFLIX @hulu @Amazon @CBS @sling @YouTube @ESPN @Apple @Wikipedia

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'That word' (below-hyperlinked to a paying forum (which you can join FOR FREE) discussing one of my 'first-world problems' with streaming-services) is built on an even-deeper source ... something crucial that firms the foundation upon which our lexicon stands ...
The word “Regression” is built on ancient words that mean "to Walk, Go- or Step Back."

#Regress #Regressive 



    A ScreenJunkies vid (possibly embedded below) mentions these streaming-services:
  • Netflix (ScreenJunkies calls it "QWIKSTER")
  • CBS All Access/Paramount+ (ScreenJunkies calls it "TOO MANY TREKS")
  • PEACOCK (ScreenJunkies calls it "half-cocked")
  • Amazon Prime Video (ScreenJunkies calls it "CYBERDYNE PRIME")
  • Quibi (ScreenJunkies calls 'Queebs' "7 Minutes in Meh-ven")
  • YouTube (ScreenJunkies calls it "America's Saddest HOME VIDEOS")
  • HBOmax (ScreenJunkies calls it "FWB (F*R*I*E*N*D*S With Benefits)")
  • hulu (ScreenJunkies calls it "disney -")
  • Apple TV+ (ScreenJunkies calls it "iPass"; its 'presence' is so weak, I had to search Bing for "Apple streaming service" to find its actual name)
  • Disney+ (ScreenJunkies calls it "the Mickey Mouse Hub")
  • SHUDDER (ScreenJunkies calls it "TOO SPOOKY FOR ME")
  • CRACKLE (ScreenJunkies calls-- ... "CRACKLE STILL AROUND? GOOD FOR YOU CRACKLE!")
  • ESPN+ (ScreenJunkies calls it "SPORTS WITHOUT THE ACTUAL GAMES")
  • twitch (ScreenJunkies calls it "GAMES WITHOUT THE ACTUAL GAMES")
      • a few (more) they call "regular ass TV all over again"
    • fubo tv
    • sling
    • DIRECTV NOW
    • tubi
  • PATREON (ScreenJunkies calls it "Only Fans")
  • PornHub PREMIUM (ScreenJunkies calls-- ... "What? What's That One? Don't recognize it.")
  • The Pirate Bay (ScreenJunkies c-- ... "Yeah; I don't know where you guys are getting these from. I've never heard of them; that's for sure.")

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